Xanxus-FC

Xanxus wanted to kill someone, possibly his Varia members.  Somehow he got dragged into having a “day of fun” today, which happened to be his birthday.  He glared hatefully at the man in the silver coat before him. “Don’t give me that look, Xanxus.  Today is a happy day!” exclaimed Captain Bravo. “Don’t give me any of that shit, Bravo!” growled Xanxus. “I have better things to do than this birthday shit.” “Brooding in your office doesn’t count,” replied Gintoki, who was standing off to the side. The Varia leader turned his glare over to the silver-haired samurai

Golden Afternoon - You Can Let Go October 10th. It had finally arrived. It was the day Squalo least looked forward to every year. Aside from the anniversary of certain events long since past that he really would rather not mention that is. On the tenth day of the tenth month every year, without fail, the boss would leave. Where he went, no one accept Squalo knew. The place he went was the last place anyone would ever guess him to be: Timoteo's grave. The day itself was a bitter reminder of things many wished they could forget, but knew they never would. It was on this day, many, many years ago, that even Xanxus had needed some semb

"This is pointless!" growled a scowling man with a scarred face. "I should be trying to find a way to get rid of that weakling of a Tenth!" "Nonsense, Xanxus!" exclaimed a man, whose true identity was hidden beneath a long silver jacket and matching cowboy hat. "Today, October 10, is a day of celebration for the five of us!  Besides, your Varia members thought it would be a good idea for you to get out and enjoy yourself." Xanxus made a mental note to kill Squalo and the others. "This is so cool!  Ne, ne, Captain Bravo!  Can we have ramen for lunch?" asked the young orange clad blond boy.  He was excited since this was possibly the first t

Me- Hi Hi! And Welcome to the Nomster Show!! It brings me great pleasure to interview Vongola's Secret Assassination squad! Please put your hands together for the "Varia"!! Audience- *Cheers &  fan girl screams* ( They love the Nomster show XD ) Me- Haha! Alright, let's get started. Everyone please take your sea.. ts.. um, Excuse me! Your sitting in my cha-- Xanxus- Shut up, Scum. Me- o.o um.. Excuse me, but that's MY chair. There are plenty of other chairs, just for you and the rest of your group! Inner self: Kowakunai yo! Xanxus- .. . This chair's comfortable, I like it. *death glare* Me- Gah! alright! It's all yours! Jeez-- Squalo-

Scum.. wake up! *Booom* *Crash* *Falls out of bed* Voooiiiiii!!!! Damned boss! Did you just shoot me! Shut up, I'm hungry.. get your lazy ass out of bed and send someone to bring me steak.. NOW! Voooiiii! Why don't you try saying please every now and then! Ungrateful boss!!..*looks at clock* Voooiiiii!!! It's 8 in the freaking morning! Who eats steak this early!!? . .. (minutes later) *walks to Fran's room and opens the door*.. Voii, Fran's not in his room.. maybe he's with bel.. *walks in bel's room* Voooiiiii! What the hell is going on here? Having a freaking sleep over!! What are you, a bunch of freaking girls!!? Shhh! Squalo, please b